thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

dnclrk:

How does it look?

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dolphinboy89:

LMFAO

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(ノ◠‿◠)ノ*:・゚✧

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o

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Mickey Milkovich + the beanie

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