*puts dick in mouth but doesn’t suck* it’s a metaphor
"what flavour is it?"
i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
guardians of the galaxy is marvel’s way of weeding out the weak fans
if you can’t handle a talking tree and a raccoon you sure as fuck don’t deserve age of ultron
avengers age of “don’t say the M word or we have to pay three million dollars to 20th century fox”
my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity